- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

womens rights.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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