- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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