What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A seal walks into a club.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Shea's sty....

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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