What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Long joke Your such a downey

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

No

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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