- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What does water smell like? water.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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