Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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