Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Take wrong turns

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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