why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Vagina Boob

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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