What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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