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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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