What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Republicans

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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