- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

get in the car.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What can fly? Lots of things

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Anti Joke

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