- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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