Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Anti Joke

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