Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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