Chuck norris

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

scraggle is in you pillow case

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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