- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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