- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

The Holocaust

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

in soviet russia, cow milks you

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Shea's sty....

your mother

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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