Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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