- Anti Joke

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

a. why? b. because

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Politics

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

The Big Band Theory

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what's funny about war? nothing!