- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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