- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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