- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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