What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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