Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

I Have a Black Friend

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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