Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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My name is Jeff

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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