- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Penis.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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