How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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