- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's big and long? My dick.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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