What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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