stuarts mum

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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The Joke Below

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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