Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

hey, my names mark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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