- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Whats funnier than 24, 69

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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