- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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