- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

You're a frog

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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