- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

belly button

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Christianity.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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