- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

If you were a cactus, why?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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