- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.