- Anti Joke

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

im gey

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.