- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Women's Rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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