Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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You and your parents are going to die today

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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