- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Dance is a sport

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Knock Knock opens the door

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

i lyk 2 eet pup

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Asians.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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