- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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