A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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