- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

world peace

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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