- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Choir.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

L's I's that took Viagra.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Church.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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