How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

* anti-punchline

Chuck Norris Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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