Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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