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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A train poops its pants.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Knock knock

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

stuarts mum

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

It says so on your cap.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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