- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's the difference between a duck?

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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